NYE

My New Year's Eve was one that I've never experienced, nor would like to ever again. I don't need to go into detail, but I would like to share with you my brother's comments on it.

Note: I partied with kids who thought they were better than me because I live in Brooklyn. (most, not all)
ALSO, "Nance News" is our mother.

"heard more about you new years adventure from Nance News. I just wanted to let you know that I too am interested in becoming a fincancial worker Manhattanite so that I may finally enjoy comfortable sweater vests beneath which I may wear my pretentious dress shirt, an option which may allow for me to then pop the collar... at my discretion. I would then like to remind you that you are a cheapskate who lives in Brooklyn, while I'm a money-savvy investor who lives in an apartment that is the same size as yours but twice as expensive, and who also drinks Coors Light like every other college kid on the planet. Wish me luck on my endeavor."